December 2011
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I’m far too cheap and just don’t want to, to pay $30 to go to a crowded club of lonely 30 year olds trying to get laid. So it’s a big possibility I might sleep through the new years and hopefully the world explodes when I’m dreaming.
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rules of tumblr
alcoholicgifts:
blogsaretough:
don’t have this theme:
that’s it
YES
WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE THIS
IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE
IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK CUTE
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In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
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So me and my brother got drunk and watch pawn stars, okay I got drunk and we watched pawn stars and we planned a trip to Disney world where we work there. Life is going to be grand.
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My stepdad got his kids and my mom both Ipads and not me. The message is received.
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Tate fucked Violet’s mom? What the fuck Tate, I’m trying to love you and that’s just ew.
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oh okay
puzzylipz:
oh
okay
i see
alright
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Two days until me and my friend leave for our road trip through America and Canada to see Dir en grey four times. I am shitting my pants and I am anxious but we’re gonna rock this bitch. Nothing but net…oh.
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
